Breaking News: Outbreak of AXLPI-Z in Houston, Texas
Published: June 6th, 2009
Toad’s Chorus has been alerted to an outbreak of AXLPI-Z, scientifically called Anthrax Leprosy Pi – Ebola Hybrid.
At this stage we have confirmed 67,000 deaths in the last hour.
West of Sealy, south of Brenham and north of Louise is under military quarantine.
A statement from the local military governor is expected shortly.
Authorities request all civilians stay away from the Houston area until further notice.