Toad’s Chorus

Toad’s Chorus has been alerted to an outbreak of AXLPI-Z, scientifically called Anthrax Leprosy Pi – Ebola Hybrid.

At this stage we have confirmed 67,000 deaths in the last hour.

West of Sealy, south of Brenham and north of Louise is under military quarantine.

A statement from the local military governor is expected shortly.

Authorities request all civilians stay away from the Houston area until further notice.

In 1918, a virus wiped out tens of millions of people.

In 1998, the United States was able to prevent another outbreak of a similar virus, although later it became apparent the use of nuclear weapons in remote parts of the USA were needed. It appears this may have been covered up as simple “tests”. This is still being investigated, and we will return to this once we have more information.

The current situation is now dire however. It is estimated that the new variant of what is now known as the “swine flu” (A/H1N1) is likely to claim the lives of close to 20% of the western world.

Initially the virus was deemed less serious, although more contagious than the common influenza virus.

Recent evidence indicates that the virus has become highly “volatile”, and seems to have acquired some characteristics of the almost 100% fatal Ebola virus. It has been speculated that the Ebola virus was actually a US Military experiment from the late 50s that went horribly wrong.

Could it be the latest variant of H1N1, last seen on US Soil in 1998 near a military base could in fact be based on the same virus allegedly released by US Military in Africa around 1958?

Be assured we will get to the bottom of this.